Writing about work on the internet is a bad idea. But writing about work on the internet is what allowed me to quit my job (voluntarily!), so let me tell you about it:

A few weeks ago, I wrote an article for The Smart Set about my time working at QVC. I was rather nervous. Even though I consider the article to be balanced and even complimentary to QVC, I was still terrified that I was going to get hunted down by a pack of lawyers. Corporations are so protective of their identities that I wasn't sure whether something I said might be taken the wrong way. I had visions of waking up in the middle of the night to find that the adult version of the tooth fairy had slipped a cease-and-desist order under my pillow.

Thankfully, that hasn't happened. What has happened is that The Smart Set asked me to write for them every month. And so I gave notice at work today, and when my two weeks are up, I will be striking out in the world as a full-time freelance writer. It's not a new story; lots of people have done the same thing before. But I'm absolutely thrilled.

This is where I give the obligatory mention: if you or anyone you know needs a writer, consider dropping my name. Articles, help at work, whatever. I also have totally sweet marketing experience. You can email me at meg.favreau@gmail.com.

So, yeah. Life's a pretty sweet fruit.

I submit, for your approval, the following craigslist post:

We are looking for attractive bartenders with a following. Our theme attire will vary from bikini, lingerie, cheerleader, boy shorts, referee, island girl, etc... Every night will have a different theme. The themes will be coupled with good, home cooked food, excellent service, and a friendly atmosphere. Please send resume and recent pic(s). The pics you submit should show an infectious personality, your creativity, and your passion for the business. The environment is clean, safe, and rules of conduct will apply. We will train for the right applicant.

A few things:

1. Before we can define what photos would show "your passion for the business," I think we need to further define the business itself. The business, it would appear, is getting meaty jerkwads to buy more drinks by almost showing them your nips. Finally, a use for all those pictures of guys doing body shots off you!
2. Yes, if you are the right applicant, you too can be trained to wear a bikini. Summer is right around the corner, making this the perfect time to learn how to wear a bathing suit.
3. Please note: infectious STDs cannot be substituted for infections personality.

A few weeks back I was telling some folks about the existence of joke karaoke, where people perform preloaded stand-up routines instead of singing songs. I haven't had the pleasure (pain?) of doing joke karaoke myself, but two of the good people at This American Life did the awkward deed so the rest of us wouldn't have to. Listen here.

Maybe it's been like this for a while and I just didn't notice, but NBC.com has finally made its videos embedable. That's nice. I always thought it was idiotic that they pulled all of their clips off of YouTube before they had their own video system set up to embed.

To celebrate that fix, I would like to share this wonderful clip from SNL of Will Forte as third-party presidential candidate Tim Calhoun:

I also like that NBC insists on putting that little "Watch Full-Length Episodes" blurb underneath the video even though you cannot actually watch full-length episodes of SNL on their website. Thanks guys.

Recently Rob and I chatted with Don "Die Actor Die" Montrey about our work, this weekend's shows, and the State of Comedy Today. I'm really happy with the interview, and maybe you should read it, yeah?

And speaking of those shows!

Meg and Rob: These Modern Worlds

Sketch comedy featuring: Sales pitches, venison cheesesteaks, and a dash of distopian futures.

Friday, March 7 at 8 p.m.
Saturday, March 8 at 10 p.m.

At The Shubin Theatre 407 Bainbridge St. Philadelphia, PA 19147

Both shows are with Traffic Jelly Improv.

$10. Tickets available at the Philly Improv Theater website. Half of the proceeds go to benefit Project H.O.M.E.